Vegan
American
Pizza
Fast food
Beer/Wine
Take-out
Bakery
Breakfast

Punk-rock cafe specializing in vegan baking. Offers a selection of savory menu options and sells some grocery items. Find choices like calzone, mock meat pies, pizza pockets, sandwiches, wraps, breakfast bagels, milkshakes and coffee. Est. 2017. Wheelchair accessible. Reported closed October 2025.


68 Reviews

First Review by AshleyLopez

veggie_ween

Points +362

Vegan
27 Sep 2018

You have to go!

This place is like no other. Their baked goods are gorgeous and delicious, the pizza pockets are phenomenal, they pack burritos with unusual fillings like spaghetti and meetballs, cereal bar sundays... the list of whacky things they’re up to doesn’t stop! I went for a Harry Potter themed day and indulged in a Butterbeer and a sorting hat cupcake while Harry Potter films aired on the tv. They also have a few grocery items that are hard to find like Follow Your Heart Parmesan. Go often and try everything!

Pros: Sweet and savoury options, Grab and go foods, Inventive food ideas

send6320

Points +79

Vegan
31 Aug 2018

Tasty food sensations!

This place was exactly what I expected inside, as we have similar place in Ottawa. Staff was super friendly and happy to explain any food item in detail! There were options that I’d never thought I would have agai , including pizza pockets! Yummy. I loved mine, my omni friend was keen on mine because of the tempeh, but enjoyed her own. My other omni friend had a nacho burrito and really enjoyed it. At first they appear pricey, but once you get it, you realize it’s good value, as portions are super filling!
It’s a semi self serve, you go up, place your order and pay, then they bring it to your table. Tempting treats also available, took home a yummy, but Uber sweet chocolate chip square. Apparently only popular dishes remain on the menu. They didn’t have the pepperoni pizza pocket, as they were out of pepperoni, which apparently tastes bang on but is labour intensive.

Pros: Very yummy food, Filling portion sizes, Ethical business practices

Cons: Lacking in sides ( salad would be nice) , Very sweet dessert

pigymahy

Points +16

Vegan
12 Jul 2018

1st time

Had a great first impression! Tons of food options. Had a delicious pizza pocket and lemonade. Oh and sooooo glad i grabbed some peanut butter cookies on my way out

MeFo

Points +43

Vegan
10 Jul 2018

Great place to visit

I went here after going to the farmer's market and it was great. The food was really tasty and they have things I didn't even realize I was missing, like ice capps!

Pros: Creative, Delicious, Fun atmosphere

Cons: Small

ToBoldlyNope

Points +28

Vegan
18 Jun 2018

Hamilton's best all vegan café and grocer

Seriously unrivalled by any other café or vegan grocer in the city. The staff are hilarious, they play best music, and their groceries are up to three dollars cheaper per item than anywhere else in the city. 👍

Pros: All vegan, five options for dairy alternatives, th

Cons: None.

Callummcgill

Points +219

Vegan
29 May 2018

Consistently unique and delightful

Large range of desserts and wild creations you won't find anywhere else, served by fantastic people! Inspired by Saturday morning cartoons.

JenMartin

Points +39

Vegan
29 Dec 2017

Yum!!

The food here is amazing! The staff are really friendly, and now that they have moved to Ottawa street, they have plenty of seating.

SteveBarrow

Points +24

Vegan
08 Nov 2017

new address

292 Ottawa st. North.

MemphisCadeau

Points +38

Vegan
22 Sep 2017

the absolute best vegan food. ever.

Great staff. Great food. Great prices. Chicken & Tuna salad are the most incredible food ever.

CMx

Points +21

Vegan
16 Sep 2017

Best Vegan Joint Around.

Seriously, this place is unreal. The owners are ridiculously friendly unlike some other local vegan bake shops who seem very pretentious. The food is the best vegan food I've ever had and they recreate all your non vegan favourites. Prices are totally reasonable considering the portions you get. They even come into the shop on Sunday when they're closed to make special orders like birthday cupcakes. Everyday I want to go back!

Pros: Amazing food , Friendly owners , Prices

Cons: I want to spend all my paycheques there, I want it 24/7, I can't get enough of their food

Lone_traveler

Points +36

Vegan
28 Aug 2017

Must try take away Cafe for Vegans

Take away Cafe. Delicious variety of dishes

Cons: Moderate prices

Elizabeth Jacquet

Points +81

Vegan
19 May 2017

Fresh and delicious!

Great vegan indulgences.

ReneeRenneboog

Points +121

Vegan
08 Apr 2017

Awesome Food and People

I was visiting Hamilton for training and made plans to visit The Hearty Hooligan as part of my trip.
I was not disappointed! The Hearty Hooligan is a walk-in shop that offers (at the time of my visit) a delicious variety of hot pockets, meat pies, desserts, and drinks. I opted for the "90's combo" which included 2 hot pockets, "hool-aid", and "punk-a-roos"
I tried the mac and cheese, and philly cheesesteak hot pockets. So delicious and filling!
The punk-a-roos, small vanilla cookies and rainbow sprinkle icing, were also so good. It totally gave me flash-backs!
The staff there were very friendly and there was also a small selection of vegan grocery items available in the shop. I picked up some Primal vegan jerky (hickory).
The verdict? So good! So good, in fact, that I detoured on my way home that afternoon to pick up a 6-pack of hot pockets and meat pies to take home with me.
PS - the meat pies were AMAZING!

Pros: Quality food, Friendly staff, Good location

AshleyLopez

Points +82

Vegan
10 Feb 2017

delicious!!

I had the pizza bun, punkaroos and a super tasty coconut lime drink. All so delicious I can't wait to return!




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