Coffee shop and record store with tables and wi-fi and a cabinet sparsely filled with absurdly over-priced sandwiches and burritos from Lento market and a couple of mediocre croissants. Some kombuchas and hipster sodas for more than they're worth for sale.

Seems like a vegan safe space, but really at least three of the staff aren't vegans and they will say super dumb things when asked like they eat eggs for their health or their parents force them to eat meat or it's just so hard being vegan. Cue barfing noise.

They should all go vegan immediately because being dumb is boring and makes this cafe less cosmic and more comic. As in, full of jokes, you know, like the kind told by clowns but not funny because the lives of everyone on Earth are at stake.

Today, there were anti-vegan hershey kisses on the counter which is fkn revolting and dog treats that when I asked if were vegan the answer was "I don't know?" Why not!

I've tried the breakfast burrito, which was nothing special and worse, cold in the middle. I had the club sandwich which was alright but was offered to have it heated up and it was still served cold. The anti-vegan staff seem to be the weak link here.

Maybe they're sitting on the food to warm it up? You know, like how chickens who get murdered in the deathstock poultry industry do to eggs which they would prefer became baby chicks and not tortured and blended up by humans for sewage.

Another fake vegan cafe filled with fake wannabe vegans going for the cash grab. Bunch of losers.

GO VEGAN GO VEGAN GO VEGAN

Updated from previous review on 2022-12-30