Posted by jive at 10/08/10 13:10:15You could hire a professional to remove the siding and physically relocate the nest to somewhere else on your property (a hollow in a tree perhaps, or just anywhere where they have shelter form the elements)
I'm not sure if there is a cheap or inexpensive way to do this humanely, other than keeping your house really cold. But that can get expensive in the long run, and it doesn't really solve your problem; it just postpones the inevitable.
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