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• Born again

I used to eat meat. Then I ate Krimsey's. Been murder-free ever since. I still wake up in the middle of the night. Like a dog in heat. Feigning for her jambalaya super bowl. I promise you, if you have at least half a normal set of taste buds, you will not be able to keep your tongue away from her cajun seasoning. And her voodoo brownies are like R Kelly songs. They will melt your heart, but you might feel a bit guilty afterwards, not because they peed on a teenager and filmed it, but because you just realized you put down 40 of them and will have to eat nothing but broccoli for the next month to get your macros back in balance. Also, Krimsey (founder and owner) is a delightful person and a compassionate earthling. Say hello and be grateful that, in this chaotic and lonely universe, your paths have crossed. And then go home an leave a yelp review so that others may too decide to make the pilgrimage.