Now now, this website for finding vegan food around the world is no place for vegans to be reacting with horror to businesses that pay to butcher babies for profit. Just because you think violence is a bloody nightmare doesn't give us the right to criticize people who think differently about murdering babies in a bloodbath of disease and dystopian detritus!

I mean you, not me. I would never. I'm a vegan and I love violence against innocent baby animals trapped in cages and the people who profit from it while taking vegans money to expand their business while collapsing the customer base of actual vegan food service companies!

I thought as vegans it was our duty to build successful marketing machines for animal abusers and their animal abuse businesses so we could let them all know that we, as vegans, don't take veganism as a serious boycott of animal abuse industry, but as a means to coddle capitalist animal exploitation bosses and let them know that they're not so bad really, as long as they're willing to remove the visible chunks of carcass from our plates while charging us the same if not more money to humor us in our petty act of defiance that has zero economic impact on their daily lives. In fact, we help them make money and thrive while in the mean time all those pesky legitimately vegan owned and operated cafes get to close down from lack of support! That's what real vegans do!

Wow, I never thought of that! All this time I thought that anything remotely like that was just fkn stupid nonsense, by low functioning dingbats, but yeah! Clearly, they'll go vegan if all vegans abandon dining at vegan restaurants putting them out of business and instead show the meat-murder-menu types that they can still kill animals and have our money! This is surely the most effective way to convince them to give up 99% of their business by providing them with an easy way to kill animals and any pesky vegan competition businesses!