• 5
• Best, quickest food ever

Even if the food here sucked, this place could make a killing simply by virtue of how incredibly quickly the food ends up in your hands. I mean, it's quicker than a drive thru! It's the fastest thing ever! It's competing with light. I grew up in Philly but have been living in the SF Bay and I notice there are many places that have vegan "Philly" cheese steaks around the country, but people too far outside Philly for some reason really do not understand that a Philly cheese steak is only cheese, steak, and fried onion. No mayo, absolutely no lettuce, mushrooms can be excused. I figured I'd get one while in my old hometown. And I feel I made the right choice. Delicious food! Tastes like the cheese steaks I remember, sans cruelty and environmental devastation. I also got the green smoothie, which they cutely call a "Groothie." I liked it but I do wish it wasn't called a "Groothie." For some reason, calling it that fills me with an irrational rage. What can I say? I'M FROM PHILLY!