• 5
• Sold my soul, down at them Crossroads.

Praise Legba, (Haitian God of Crossroads) this place can have whatever immortal spirit I may have left to promise in exchange for a couple more impossible burgers. Their take on the ImBo is by far the most unintentionally funny. You walk into this upscale, dress-up, restaurant with two hosts and half a million in dining room furnishings in a 10 million dollar location and sit down at the bar and order a [censored] plate of In-n'-Out. Amazing how perfectly this captures all of the pleasure and hedonic indulgence of a fast food burger, without the horrifying reality of how murder-corps come by the same product. The impossible burger for me, can be a little too lifelike and gives me flashbacks to yucky meat mouth feelings when I eat it because it is so similar in texture to a meat-burger, however this prep at Crossroads analogs a well-done burger which was markedly appreciated by me and maybe anyone else who has long forgotten any pleasant associations with the texture of dead animals in their mouth. The impossible meat taquitos were similarly fresh and delicious as was the service friendly, polite and cute. Updated from previous review on 2017-03-26