• 5
• Holy

During my stay in Tokyo I had commited sins not even the Prophet himself could forgive. The meat from beheaded mermaid fishes and tormented cows had been placed against my tongue and sunk into my stomach. Due to these deadly sins, I made my way to Okinawa to seek answers. After a nice and relaxed stay at one of many beautiful beaches in Okinawa, I stumbled across a small building. My body suddenly felt a sense of attachment as I ran my hands against the walls of the building. My heart throbbed and my fingers tingled. This was God. As I entered the building, church music rang in my ears. I began seeing rays of light beaming from the Okinawan art as it glowed against my body. Before I knew it, a priest was before my eyes (the chef). His arms raised and he said to me "Welcome my son". He handed me the bible (the menu) and sat me down. At this moment I knew it was happening. I was about to be cleansed of my sins. I said "Father, I've commited sins that no man alive has ever commited. I feel like there is no more hope in this world". The priest shook his head with a grateful smile. He replied "My son, god will always forgive, now please turn to the page I bookmarked". I ordered a cheeseburger combo with a side of chips. When the priest (the chef) placed the chips and the sauce before me, every time I dipped the chips in the sauce felt like a baptism. Each potato fry was being gently dipped into the holy water (sauce). I didn't even know this place was vegan tbh but literally you have no idea. It was good Updated from previous review on 2016-07-13