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Thank you for expert opinion. We asked the local council if we could plant trees and keep unicorns on the pavement, so that our customers would have a beautiful Narnia in which to eat their mediocre salads, filled with vegan vegetables, but, alas they said we should be happy with the rights of bus users, taxis, pedestrians and the homeless. THE NERVE OF THESE POLIticians!!! With all these things against us, we are so very grateful you bothered to stop and try our menu at all. Your patronage, was the highlight of our otherwise gloomy week. And we are SUPER envious of all the other superior cafes that will receive your repeat business. Your opinion has truly motivated us, to care less about the reviews that offer no incentive to improve.