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Gluten-free

Formerly Cohiba Bar, rebranded summer 2021, and changed menu to all-veg. Offers primarily vegan pub snacks, lasagne, curry, burgers, and Buddha bowls. Vegan roast available on Sun. Reported fully vegan December 2021. Reported closed May 2023.


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61 Reviews

First Review by AmberAshley

buendiaenlacocina

Points +154

Vegan
01 May 2023

Terrible

Fuimos a este restaurante tras leer muchísimas y muy positivas reseñas que aún no consigo entender.
Llegamos y había dos mesas más (pequeñas), se nos avisó de que estaban "muy ocupados" y que tardarían bastante en atendernos. Nos sorprendió, pero decidimos quedarnos igualmente pensando que no sería un tiempo de espera excesivo.
Tardaron unos 15 minutos en tomarnos el pedido de las bebidas. Otros 10 en traer dos botellas de agua. Otros 10 hasta que pedimos la comida. Otros 10 hasta que nos avisaron de que uno de los platos pedidos no estaba disponible.
De refilón escuchamos decir a otros comensales que no tenían el datáfono funcionando (error no avisarnos antes de pedir la comida, tuvimos que ir en busca de un cajero para poder pagar).
En todo este tumulto, el propietario salió al menos TRES veces al supermercado más cercano y volvía con una bolsa llena de comida. Es más, mientras yo iba al baño escuché a ella decir que necesitaban comprar más patatas fritas... Aunque luego en las reseñas dicen que es todo casero, no es verdad.
La comida tardó al menos una hora en salir (incomprensible, ya que eran congelados) y ni siquiera tenía buen sabor ni buen aspecto.

Es cierto que la propietaria es amable y servicial, pero tanto la comida como el servicio son muy deficientes.

Para más inri, la cuenta la dijo de forma improvisada, sin ningún tipo de justificante. Me pidio, 21,90€ y nunca me trajo mi cambio. Serán sólo 10 céntimos, pero no es así como se hacen las cosas.
En fin, una pena que uno de los pocos restaurantes veganos de la isla se esmere tan poco en dar un buen servicio y comida saludable y casera de verdad.

Por último, las respuestas pasivo-agresivas a las reseñas dicen mucho (y muy negativo) de los propietarios.
Que os vaya bien.

Pros: Nada

Cons: Comida congelada, Comida sin favor, Tiempos de espera ETERNOS

Pinkylady79

Points +13

Vegetarian
01 May 2023

Super friendly and yummy food

We ate here at the beginning of April and were very warmly welcomed as well as receiving super friendly service from the lovely couple who run the place. Yummy food too with gluten free options. We will be back!

Pros: Laid back atmosphere, Delicious food, Friendly and attentive service

CherryWalsh

Points +30

Vegan
10 Apr 2023

Great food

We arrived in between lunch and dinner and were warmly welcomed by the lovely Julie. The food was great! Homemade chunky chips were exceptionally good! Loved the spring rolls and lasagne. The food was all piping hot and freshly made.

Pros: Friendly host, Great food , Hot food!

Cons: More staff needed for busy times

craggerdave

Points +16

Vegan
03 Apr 2023

Excellent and life saving

The town of Costa Teguise is very poor for vegan food. Funky Buddha is the great exception to this. Really good vegan food and a relaxed and laid back atmosphere. Inexpensive too. I particularly liked the pie and chips. Sunday roast also really should not be missed. If I could give it six stars I would

Pros: Wonderful food all home cooked, Inexpensive , Run by a really friendly couple.

Cons: None that I can think of

stephenco

Points +328

Vegetarian
26 Mar 2023

Very welcoming and inexpensive

We arrived at opening time (12 noon) and left just before 4pm.

The Sunday roast 3 course was really good and with a tall beer at just over 2 euros I thought I was going to have to be prised out.

SiiriPartanen

Points +42

Vegan
07 Mar 2023

Excellent place!

Everything is vegan, there are lots of different kind of dishes and the owner makes everything by herself! The best vegan food in town. And very friendly staff! We'll be back for sure.

Pros: Everything vegan! , Tasty food! , Friendly staff!

pointyhousekeef

Points +36

Vegan
06 Mar 2023

Brilliant !

Excellent Sunday Roast and even more excellent jug of Sangria!!

PeskyBunny

Points +302

Vegan
01 Mar 2023

A great find!

Very tasty food, freshly prepared in a laid-back, welcoming atmosphere.

The tofish was really nice, as was the chilli burger. Proper hand cut chips too.

Defo recommend, and we'll gladly return next time we're in Costa Teguise 🌞🌴🍻🥬🌽🍔🍟😋

Pros: Fully vegan menu , Relaxed atmosphere , Friendly staff

Reikirao

Points +171

Mostly Veg
28 Feb 2023

Very funky

The owner was so kind and attentive, even when she had to cook and serve all by herself. Very chilled and casual place for all vegan food (but don’t expect a fine dinning experience).

Pros: Homemade pita bread 🫓 , Owner is super kind and friendly

Cons: A little tucked away behind a parking lot, Cash only

Teaspoon

Points +64

Vegan
28 Feb 2023

Quirky and indeed funky

Julie was amazing. On her own today and struggling to cover everything, but very friendly and good humoured. Food was delicious and we had a chilled out time.

Pros: Amazing food, Friendly service

alexander9702

Points +136

Vegan
02 Sep 2022

Great service and staff

Extremely Friendly and attentive staff.
All proper home cooked food.

Only downside is it took one hour from the moment we sat down for our starters to arrive. Onion bhajis and Garlic Mushrooms. Then another 40 for mains burger and chips, and tofish and chips. Food was very good, if a bit greasy.(There were three tables having food) It took 40 mins for the soup to arrive for the table next to us. One staff in kitchen and one doing floor/ bar.

Would have been 3 stars if the staff weren't extremely lovely and friendly

Pros: All vegan , Extra friendly staff

Cons: Food wait times, Small but greasy

RebeccaBarbara

Points +43

Vegetarian
26 Aug 2022

Lovely restaurant

Fantastic owner, who couldn't do more for you. Food was lovely. A must for anyone to try.

Pros: All vegan menu, Good variety of food, Good value for money

slarfje

Points +54

Vegan
19 Aug 2022

Okay but not impressed by the food

Kind owner, very attentive. Had high hopes based on the reviews but didn't really like the food that much. Burger was very dry. The "fish" from the fish and chips was a bland slab of tofu fried with breadcrumbs. All in all not a lot of flavor. Too bad! The village can definitely use a good vegan restaurant!

Updated from previous review on 2022-08-19

EleanorRuck

Points +415

Vegan
01 Aug 2022

Delicious!

Yummy food with a whole vegan menu to choose from. Curry was delicious. Such lovely and friendly staff!

P.S Expect things to be a little slower on a Monday as the lovely lady was working on her own!

Updated from previous review on 2022-08-01

Pros: Lots of vegan options, Tasty food, Fresh ingredients

sophie22

Points +153

Vegan
23 Jun 2022

Amazing food and service!!! Delicious food served by friendly people.

Definitely recommend the staff are so friendly and the food was amazing with great portions and cocktails

Pros: Great portions , Friendly staff , Delicious food

Cons: None, None, None

r22ene

Points +34

Vegan
10 Jun 2022

Vegan Hidden Gem

Fabulous, honest vegan food with great service. It’s wonderful to have a choice rather than just having the only vegan option available. Italian night was authentic and delicious 10/10. We’ve loved it so much, we’ve eaten here everyday. No point in going anywhere else when the food and choice is as good as it is here. As for the cocktails - moreish!!

Pros: All vegan options on the menu, Very fairly priced, Great cocktails

MeghanKeriRose

Points +100

Vegan
30 May 2022

Good vibes

Spent a lot of taxi money to get here and back but was definitely worth it, the food & drinks are V good value for money and portion sizes are big. Good music, good food & good service if I lived here I would visit all the time 🥰

Pros: Entirely vegan, Cocktails can be made non-alcoholic , Big portions

lxndr

Points +36

Vegan
19 May 2022

Welcome to funky buddha!

Love you guys!
Good vegan food and great people. Can get a bit crazy but I really enjoyed my time there. Italian night on Wednesdays with some freshly cooked pasta and ragu was amazing.

EricJL

Points +28

Vegan
03 May 2022

One of the best places I have been

The staff was very attentive. They set up a table inside for us because it was very cold outside. Even being a cocktail oriented pub and we didn't drink alcohol, the food was perfect. We had spring rolls, spicy wedges, lasagna and the curry rice. For dessert we had a delicious apple crumble.

Pros: Lovely staff, Delicious food

jakku95

Points +60

Vegan
19 Apr 2022

Excellent

We tried out this gem on our holiday last month and it did not disappoint! The service was great and the food was delicious! Would definitely visit again next time I'm on the Island!

Pros: Great Price , Big portions , Friendly service

miowdypartner

Points +77

Vegan
17 Apr 2022

Absolutely lovely!

There was three non vegans in our party. We all had the vegan roast dinner, and everyone absolutely loved it. The potatoes were a stand out, but that’s not to say that everything else wasn’t perfect also. The cocktails are MASSIVE and delicious. The staff are lovely and very welcoming. A must for every veggie person or anyone interested in the vegan diet.
Edit: my first Yorkshire in 10 years!!! Loved it. Delicious. Than you for that!!

Updated from previous review on 2022-04-17

Pros: Portion sizes, Lovely staff, Tasty food

Cons: None 😊

EmilyTyrer

Points +40

Vegan
16 Apr 2022

An excellent find!

We found this on the happy cow app and although it was a long ish walk from our hotel we took a chance, and I’m so glad we did!
This was by far the best restaurant for vegans in Costa teguise! When we first arrived we had a bit of trouble finding it and upon approach thought it looked a bit random and isolated.
Looks can be deceiving because this food was great, freshly made and super tasty!
I had the tofish and chips, the owners explained to me that they had no ordinary tofu and even went to the local shop where they also had no tofu, so she offered olive infused tofu, which worked really well!
My non veggie boyfriend had the bbq burger which he loved! He was super happy to have something not too “veggie” in an all vegan place. This spot definitely has options for everyone.
To top it all off after we finished our meal the owners (husband and wife) came to sit with us for about 15 minutes to chat about our holiday. They were a delight and made the experience top notch!
We can’t wait to return 👍🏽😊

15andvegan

Points +180

Vegan
13 Apr 2022

Alright - nice little spot

Really friendly service.
We ordered the Tofish Chips and some burgers too. The tofu wasn't very seasoned, tasted like they just got a bit of tofu, battered and fried it. It was nice, and chips were yummy and homemade. Not much to the food and the atmosphere was friendly if a bit run down.

Love that it's fully vegan, and the couple who run it are really friendly.

Updated from previous review on 2022-04-13

Pros: All vegan , Super friendly service

Cons: Not much to the food , Food took a long time

PaulaTye

Points +18

Vegan
12 Apr 2022

Best homemade food

Love that the funky Buddha is fully vegan and offers gorgeous homemade food. Our party had lasagne ( stodgy just as I like it and best vegan lasagne I have tried), beyond burger and tofu fish and chips everyone liked their food and we decided to come back for Sunday lunch followed by strawberry cheesecake we were not disappointed (see pic). The granddaughter said they make the best smoothies too. The owners are lovely and friendly. Give this little gem a visit and see for yourself.

Brors4n

Points +121

#Veganuarian
06 Apr 2022

Nice prices & happy staff!

I had a cheeseburger, it tasted good but it could be more then just bun, burger and cheese. Lack of fantasy, I hoped for more. My company was happy with their food sweet & sour tofu with rice

Updated from previous review on 2022-04-06

Pros: Full vegan meny, Taste good , Great prices

Cons: Lack of fantasy/ love, It took some time before we got our food

dianaw

Points +534

Vegan
30 Mar 2022

All vegan cafe/bar

Good home cooked food portion sizes could be a little bigger for me

Mhairi-AnnHewitt

Points +82

Vegan
17 Mar 2022

Absolute little gem!

Fantastic lady and gent who were serving & cooking, they’d ran out of tofu but went out of their way to make sure we had anything and everything we wanted and needed - we had the vegan cheese burgers chips and salad and 2 beers (Dorada) she even made hubby some chilli to go on top - they really were very good.

Pros: Loads of dishes , Very cheap, Very friendly




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