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Breakfast Menu

Eggs & More

made with egg whites - add $1.50; with American Fries or Hashbrowns - add $1.95; Cup of Fruit - add $2.95

Two Eggs & Toast

$6.50

El Diablo Breakfast Sandwich

$7.95

Two Eggs Any Style With Your Choice Of Cheese And Meat On An English Muffin Or Croissant

The Delmonico Eggs Benedict

$10.50

English Muffin, Two Eggs Any Style, Lemon-rosemary Hollandaise Sauce, And Your Choice Of Meat; Served With An Asparagus Garnish

The Bad Waitress Breakfast Burrito

$10.75

Three Eggs Scrambled With Your Choice Of Cheese And Any Two Ingredients; Served With Your Choice Of American Fries Or Hashbrowns

The Amsterdam Hash

$10.25

Ed Potatoes, Broccoli, Red Onions, Red Peppers And Mushrooms; Choose Two Eggs Or Tofu

El Camino

$10.25

Two Eggs Any Style With Corn Tortillas, Chorizo Sausage, Black Beans, Rice, Cheddar-mozzarella Cheese Blend, Lime Wedges, Sour Cream, And Salsa Roja

Organic Homemade Granola With Fruit

$8.25

With Milk Or Your Choice Of Plain Or Maple Yogurt

Organic Oatmeal With Fruit & Brown Sugar

$7.25

3 - Egg Organic Omelettes

with Toast. Your choice of American Fries or Hashbrowns - add $1.95; Cup of Fruit - add $2.95

Cheese Omelette With Two Additional Ingredients

$9.95

Central Valley Veggie Omelette

$10.25

Gruyère, Red Peppers, Basil, And Garlic

Flying Saucer Omelette

$10.25

With Organic Mushrooms, Spinach, Thyme, And Goat Cheese

Egg White Omelette

$10.50

With Turkey, Red Peppers, Spinach, And Your Choice Of Cheese

3 - Egg Organic Scrambles

with Toast and your choice of American Fries or Hashbrowns

Cheese Scramble

$10.25

With Two Additional Ingredients

The Matador

$10.75

Red Peppers, Chorizo Sausage, Onions, And White Cheddar

Out-of-this-earth Scramble

$10.75

A Mixture Of Organic Eggs And Hashbrowns, With Broccoli, Oven-roasted Tomatoes, Rosemary, And White Cheddar

The Heavy Pedal

$9.95

With Tofu And Two Ingredients Of Your Choice

Super Nova Kale Scramble

$10.75

With Kale, Red Onion, Goat Cheese, Avocado And Cilantro

Additional Ingredients

Organic Vegetable Selections

$1.95

Asparagus, Avocado, Basil, Broccoli, Carrots, Garlic, Mushrooms, Onions, Oven-roasted Tomatoes, Red Peppers, Spinach, Tomatoes

Meat & Non-meat Selections

$2.50

Fischer Farms Bacon, Chorizo Sausage, Ham, Sausage Links, Turkey, Tofu, Vegan Sausage

Cheese Selections

$1.95

Goat Cheese, Gouda, Swiss, Smoked Gruyére, White Cheddar, Sharp Yellow Cheddar, Daiya Vegan Cheese

Pancakes

Add-Ons add $1.75 ea. - Strawberries, Bananas, Blueberries, Blackberries, Chocolate Chips, Pure Maple Syrup

Plain Pancake

$5.25

Seasonal Pancake

$6.25

Special!

Whole Wheat Vegan Cake

$6.25

French Toast

Add-Ons add $1.75 ea. - Strawberries, Bananas, Blueberries, Blackberries, Pure Maple Syrup

Two Slices

$7.25

Two Apple Cinnamon Slices

$7.95

Sides & Extras

Monster Plate O'potatoes

$3.95

American Fries Or Hashbrowns

Bacon

$4.25

4 Strips

Sausage Links (3)

$3.75

Chorizo Sausage

$3.75

Vegan Sausage

$3.50

Kadejan Farms Free-range Chicken Breast

$3.25

Yogurt

$1.95

Plain Or Maple

Fresh Fruit (seasonal Fruit)

Cup $3.50

Bowl $4.75

Plain Croissant

$2.75

Corn Chips

$1.75

Home Made Guacamole

$2.75

Homemade Salsa Or Salsa Roja

$1.95

Sandwich's And Salads

Sandwiches

All Sandwiches are Served with Tortilla Chips and Homemade Salsa; Substitute Chips with American Fries or Hashbrowns - add $1.95 or a Side Salad or Cup of Soup - add $2.75; Prepared with organic Vegetables and all-natural Boar's Head Meats and Cheeses; Bread Choices: 7-Grain, Baguette, Caraway Rye, Stirato, Sourdough, Gluten-Free; Cheese Choices: goat cheese, gouda, gruyére, sharp yellow cheddar, daiya soy cheese, swiss, white cheddar

Grilled Rachel Or Reuben

$10.50

Caraway Rye With Red Pepper Aioli, Swiss, Gruyère, Sauerkraut And Pastrami Or Turkey

Ham Or Turkey With Gruyére Cheese

$9.95

Deli Sandwich With Mixed Green Salad

Tuna Melt

$9.25

Tuna Salad With Tomatoes, Celery, Ginger, And White Cheddar On Rye Bread

Bad, Bad B.l.t.

$9.95

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, And Mayo On 7-grain Bread

Avocado, Turkey & Bacon

$10.75

With Lettuce, Tomatoes, Dijon Mustard, And Mayo; Your Choice Of Cheese And Bread

Central Valley Veggie Wrap

$9.75

Green Leaf Lettuce, Tomatoes, Basil, Carrots, Avocado, Red Onions, Goat Cheese, White Cheddar, Gouda, And Red Pepper Aioli; For A Vegan Option - Red Pepper Vegenaise And Baked Tofu

Grilled Three-cheese

$8.25

Gruyére, Gouda, And White Cheddar Cheese On 7-grain

Vegan Faux Sloppy Joe

$9.25

With A Tofu/tempeh Secret-formula Of Spices And Veggies

Pollo Adobado (Pulled - Chicken, Spicy)

$11.25

Southwestern Pulled-chicken Cooked With Chile De Arbol, Garlic, Cumin, And Topped With Fresh Cilantro And Tomato Salsa Roja; With Your Choice Of Cheese On Stirato

Pulled Pork Shoulder (Spicy)

$11.25

Pulled Pork, Cilantro, Onions, Avocado, With Your Choice Of Cheese

Burgers

Made with Grass-Fed Beef; All Burgers are Served with Tortilla Chips and Homemade Salsa; Served with lettuce, tomatoes, and red onions (sautéed or raw); Add any additional ingredient - $1.95; Substitute Chips with Organic American Fries or Hashbrowns - add $1.95 or a Side Salad or Cup of Soup - add $2.75

Hamburger

$9.50

Black-top Bacon Cheeseburger

$10.95

With Bbq Sauce, Two Bacon Strips, And Your Choice Of Cheese

The Volcano (Cheese - Stuffed) Burger

$11.25

Loaded With Habanero Peppers, Onions, Cilantro, Gouda, Cheddar, And Cheddar-mozzarella Cheese Blend; Topped With Fresh, Homemade Guacamole

Veggie - Made from Scratch!

$9.75

A Secret Blend Of Ten Ingredients, With Lettuce, Tomatoes, And Onions (with Or Without Cheese - No Charge)

Portobello Burger (Vegetarian)

$9.50

Grilled Portob Ello Caps, Rosemary Aoli, Lettuce, Tomato And Onion(VEGETARIAN)

Salads

Served with French Bread; Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blueberry Vinaigrette, Thai Peanut, Ranch, Lemon Tahini

Organic Blueberry Spinach

$8.25

Spinach, Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onions, Strawberries, Goat Cheese With Blueberry Vinaigrette

Grilled Vegetable

$8.95

Organic Asparagus, Broccoli, Basil, Red Onions, Red Peppers, Yellow Squash, Spinach, Mushrooms, And Balsamic Vinaigrette

Organic Mixed Baby Greens Salad

$8.50

With Apples, Craisins, Walnuts, Cherry Tomatoes, Cucmbers, Baked Tofu And Lemon Tahini Dressing

Metta Kale Salad

$8.95

Massaged Kale, Carrots, Cucumbers, Sesame Seeds, Cilantro And Tomatoes With Spicy Thai Peanut Dressing

Soups/apps/plates

Soups, Appetizers & Plates You Gotta Try

Chips & Salsa

$6.50

With Fresh Homemade Guacamole

Veggie Nachos

$10.50

Black Beans, Tomatoes, Olives, Habanero Peppers, And Mushrooms; Layered With Cheddar-mozzarella Cheese Blend; Served With Sides Of Sour Cream, Fresh Homemade Guacamole, And Salsa

Quesadilla

$9.25

With Cheddar-mozzarella Cheese, Tomatoes, Red Peppers, And Onions

Baja Burrito

$9.75

Black Beans, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Red Peppers, Yellow Squash, Rice, And Your Choice Of Cheese; With Sides Of Sour Cream, Fresh Homemade Guacamole, And Salsa

Soup of the Day

Cup $4.25

Bowl $5.25

Veggie Chili

Cup $4.25

Bowl $5.25

Carnitas Tacos

$10.50

Three Pulled Pork Tacos With Red Onions, Cilantro, Cheddar, Mozzarella, And Radishes (substitute Chicken)

Tripoli Hummus Trio

$9.50

Traditional, Cucumber-dill And Roasted Red Pepper Served With Pita, Cucumber, Cherry Tomatoes And Olives

Charcuterie

$10.50

Peppered Salami, Capicola, Traditional Salami, Prosciutto, And Soppressata, Served With Figs And Sweet Mustard

Artisanal Cheese Plate

$9.75

White Cheddar, Goat Cheese, Gouda And Brie, Served With Baguette And Olive Tapenade

Berliner Sausage & Apples

$8.95

Served With Toast, Mustard And Pickles

Kids Menu

Main

One Egg & Toast with Choice of Meat

$5.50

Silver Dollar "Johnny Bear" Cake

$4.25

Plain Cheese Quesadilla

$5.75

Grilled Cheese & Corn Chips

$4.50

Buck-A-Roo Burger & Corn Chips

$4.75

Mac & Cheese

$3.95

Desserts Menu

Main

Ask About Our Seasonal Dessert Specials

Banana Chocolate Chip Bread

$2.75

Monster Cookie

$2.95

Chocolate Cake

$5.75

Carrot Cake

$5.75

One Ice Cream Scoop

$1.95

Root Beer Float

$5.25

Banana Split

$5.95

1 Banana, 2 Scoops Of Vanilla Ice Cream, 1 Scoop Of Chocolate Ice Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Strawberries, Whipped Cream, And A Cherry On Top!

Malted Milk Shake

$5.50

Vanilla, Chocolate, Or Strawberry

Spyhouse Caramella Malt

$6.25

With Vanilla Ice Cream, Real Caramel, And Cold-press Iced Coffee

Vegan Vanilla Shake

$6.25

Coffee/espresso

Coffee/Espresso

All of our coffees are fair-trade and organic from Spyhouse Coffee Roasters in Minneapolis! FREE Coffee Mug Refills until 2 pm every day! Seniors (65+) Free Coffee Refills; Four-Cup Pot of Organic & Fair-Trade Coffee -$4.50 (Pot Refill $2.50)

Coffee

S (to-go) $2.00

M (house Or To-go) $2.75

L (to-go) $3.25

Blackout

S (to-go) $3.50

M (house Or To-go) $3.95

L (to-go) $4.50

Coffee With Espresso Shots

Latte

S (to-go) $3.95

M (house Or To-go) $4.50

L (to-go) $4.95

Cappuccino

S (to-go) $3.95

Chai Latte

S (to-go) $3.75

M (house Or To-go) $4.50

L (to-go) $4.95

Organic

MOCHA

S (to-go) $4.00

M (house Or To-go) $4.50

L (to-go) $4.95

Thai Coffee

S (to-go) $3.50

M (house Or To-go) $4.00

L (to-go) $5.60

Coffee, Espresso, And Sweetened Condensed Milk

Hot Chocolate

S (to-go) $2.50

M (house Or To-go) $3.00

L (to-go) $3.50

Cold-press Iced Coffee

M (house Or To-go) $3.50

L (to-go) $4.00

Americano

M (house Or To-go) $2.95

L (to-go) $3.50

Espresso And Hot Water

Machiatto

M (house Or To-go) $2.75

Espresso With A Spot Of Milk (2 Oz.)

Espresso (2 oz.)

M (house Or To-go) $2.95

Trademark Coffee Drinks

Voodoo Vanilla Mocha

S (to-go) $4.25

M (house Or To-go) $4.75

L (to-go) $4.95

With White Or Dark Chocolate

Tokyo Rose

S (to-go) $4.25

M (house Or To-go) $4.75

L (to-go) $4.95

Latte With Sweetened Condensed Milk And Raspberry

Mexican Mocha

S (to-go) $4.25

M (house Or To-go) $4.75

L (to-go) $4.95

Latte With Dark Chocolate, Cinnamon, And Honey

Spyhouse Caramella

S (to-go) $4.50

M (house Or To-go) $4.95

L (to-go) $5.25

Latte With Organic Vanilla And Caramel

Iced Blackout

M (house Or To-go) $4.50

L (to-go) $5.25

Iced Cold-press With Espresso Shots

Extras & Refills

Coffee Refills

$1.50

Free Cup Refills Until 2 Pm

Iced Coffee Refill

$2.50

Made with Soy Milk

$0.75

Added Double-shot of Espresso

$1.00

Monin Flavor Shot

$0.75

Chocolate Shot

$0.75

Whipped Cream

$0.75

Tea

Two-cup Pot - $2.95; To-Go: 12 oz. - $2.50 / 16 oz. - $2.95 / 20 oz. - $3.35; From Tea Source in St. Paul

Black

Organic Earl Grey Supreme

Traditional Tea, Floral And Aromatic

Strong Assam

Deep, Malty Flavor

Blueberry Fields

Fine Black With Blueberry

Green

Green Tea

Refreshing With Antioxidants

Green Tea with Lemon

Sencha, Light And Sweet

Herbal

Peppermint

Cooling And Refreshing

Lemon Sunset

Blend Of Rooibus, Lemongrass, And Citrus

Ginger

Pure, Raw Chunks Of Ginger Root

Montana Gold

Rooibus, Cinnamon, Orange Peel, And Cloves

Other Drinks

Glass of Organic Orange Juice Or Apple Juice

$2.75

Glass of Milk

$1.75

Bottled Water

$2.75

Bottled Soda Or Tea

$3.25

Fountain Drinks

$2.25

Coca-Cola, Diet-Coke, Sprite, Fuze Tea, Root Beer, Lemonade (Free Refills)

the Robert Palmer

$2.75

Lemonade Iced-tea, Raspberry Syrup, And A Cherry

Glass of Chocolate Milk

$1.95

Beer/wine

Beer

Hamm's

$3.00

Hacker-Pschorr Munich Gold

$5.25

Founders Porter

$5.25

Rush River The Unforgiven Amber Ale

$5.25

Furthermore Fatty Boombalatty

$5.25

Fulton Sweet Child of Vine

$5.25

Bell's Two-hearted Ale (16 Oz)

$6.00

Blackthorn Dry Cider

$5.25

Cocktails

Rising Sun Bloody Mary

$5.00

Made With Sake

Mimosa

$7.00

Carafe $18.00

Wine

House Wine

Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir, Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc

$5.00

Carafe $15.00

Reds

The Seeker Pinot Noir, France

$7.00

Romas And Flavors Of Sweet Cherry Fruit Meld With Earth And Spice, Balanced Acidity And Ripe Fruit Tannin, To Give This Wine A Long, Smooth Finish

Montes Classic Malbec, Argentina

$7.00

Ruby Red Color, Leaning To Dark, Intense Red. Powerful, But With Elegant Flavors Of Plum And Blackberry. A Lovely Butterscotch And Slight Spiciness Is Well-integrated With Subtle Notes Of Vanilla From The Oak Aging

Hahn Gsm Blend, California

$9.00

Rich Fruit With Strawberry And Raspberry Notes Nicely Balanced With Tart Cherry Acid. A Beautiful Nose And Long, Soft Finish

Whites

Oveja Negra Reserva Chardonnay/viognier, Chile

$6.00

An Aromatic Wine That Offers Tropical Fruits Such As Passion Fruit And Banana, Balanced By A Light Touch Of Apricot, Citrus And A Hint Of Green Apple

Bibi Graetz Casamatta Toscana Bianco, Italy

$8.00

Floral, Citrus And Tropical Fruit Aromas And Flavors Pick Up A Hint Of Orange Blossom. A Rich White, Yet Tangy Acidity Keeps A Fresh Palate

LA Crema Pinot Gris, California

$10.00

Bright And Balanced, This Wine Opens With Aromas Of Fresh White Peach, Meyer Lemon And Subtle Floral Hints. The Lush Palate Is Layered With Flavors Of Ripe Pear, Yellow Plum, Baking Spice And Exotic Tropical Notes. Mineral Undertones Are Evident In This Lengthy Finish

Bubbles

Cristalino Brut Cava, Spain

$6.00

Crisp And Bright, Dry With Medium-full Body, Rich Flavors Of Apples, Figs, Lemon, Roasted Almonds And Pie Crust. Fruit-forward And Nicely Balanced, With A Clean, Citrusy Finish

Specials

Two-For-One Tuesdays

Beer and House Wine

Two-for-one Weekends

Beer and House Wine

7pm - Close

Happy Hour

Monday - Friday; 3pm - 6pm & 9pm - Close

Bottled Beer and House Wine

$3.00

Specials!

Specials

Ask About Our Daily Specials!

2-For-1 Tuesdays

Two For The Price Of One On Beer And House Wine

2-For-1 Weekends

Two For The Price Of One On Beer And House Wine; Saturdays And Sundays: 7 Pm-close

Happy Hour

Monday through Friday 3-6 pm and 9pm - close; $2 Hamm's, $3 Select Beers, $3 House Wines

Appetizers

Chips, Salsa & Guacamole

$3.50

Not-So-macho Veggie Nachos

$6.50

Early Bird Special

7-8 am weekdays - $6.75 ea.

No. 1 with coffee or juice

No. 2

No. 8 with coffee of juice

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