Mad Mex Menu
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Main Menu
Appetizers
$8.50
Add Chicken, Steak Or Taco Beef $1.95
That’s No Small Moon. It’s A Giant Pile Of Tortilla Chips With Melted Monterey Jack Cheese, Jalapeño Peppers, Black Beans, Guacamole, Salsa And Sour Cream.
$6.25
Authentic Mexican Waffle Fries With Your Choice Of Ranch Dressing Or Our Zesty Cheese Dip. Also Available On A Salad.
$6.50
Black Beans, Mashed Potatoes And Monterey Jack Cheese. Sour Cream, Too. Tubular, Totally.
$6.75
Sautéed Shrimp, Grilled Portabello Mushrooms And Red Peppers. Plus Sour Cream To Poke Them Into.
$7.50
A Large, Shareable Plate Of Bite-size Soy Morsels Tossed In Sweet Soy Sauce, Peanuts, Sesame Seeds And Cilantro. Served With Crunchy Bean Sprouts.
Soups & Chilis
Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.50
Tomato And Chile Base With Grilled Chicken, Topped With Cheese And Crispy Tortilla Strips.
Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.50
Dive Into The Legume Lagoon. Black Beans Souped Up With Our Fire-roasted Tomato-chipotle Salsa, Garlic And Red Pepper. Garnished With Sour Cream.
Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.50
Tomatillo-jalapeño-based Chili With Spanish Onions, Cheese And Sour Cream.
Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.50
Red Beans, Chipotles, Garlic And Roasted Tomatoes. Dolloped With Sour Cream. It’s Like Returning A Book To The Library: Bean There, Red That.
Salads
All Salads Are Served With A Warm Tortilla, Except The Taco Salad. Dressing Choices: Fromage Bleu, House Vinaigrette, Creamy Ranch, Lime-cilantro Vinaigrette And Our Vegan Chipotle Ranch. Served On The Side.
$4.50
Nuestra Casa Es Tu Casa Salad. Leaf Lettuce, Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onions And Blue Cheese Crumbles.
$12.00
Boneless Wings On A Salad? Why, That’s Just Crazy Enough To Work. Your Choice Of Wing Sauce (see Previous Page) With Mesclun Greens, Cucumber, Red Onion, Cherry Tomatoes, And Monterrey Jack Cheese. Ranch Or Bleu Cheese On The Side.
$12.00
Choose Grilled Chicken, Portabello, Or Grilled-to-order Steak With Chickpeas, Jícama, Corn, Cherry Tomatoes, Avocado, Red And Green Peppers And Lettuce All Diced Into Pez-sized Bites. Seriously, Why Should You Be Sitting There Chewing Like Some Kind Of Sucker When We’ve Got A Dude In The Kitchen With A Big Knife.
$12.00
Choose Either Grill Flank Steak Or Chicken Breasts, With Ril’ Crispy Waffle Fries, Them Little Rahnd Tomatoes, Red Onion Circles Over Lettuce That’s Like, All Leafy, N’at. Topped With Monterey Jack. This Is Not A Joke Item.
$13.00
The Pegasus Of The Sea On Chopped Mesclun, Chickpeas, Jícama, Roasted Corn, Sliced Avocado, Cherry Tomatoes, Peppers And Toasted Pepitas. Drizzled With Chipotle Aioli.
$12.00
Mesclun Greens With Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onion Rings, Avocado, Jack Cheese And Alfalfa Sprouts. Choose Grilled Chicken, Grilled-to-order Steak Or Portabello.
$10.50
Spicy Taco Beef, Pico De Gallo, Roasted Peppers, Onions, Jalapeños And Cheese Heaped Over Iceberg Lettuce Served In A Crispy, Edible Sombrero. Salsa, Sour Cream On The Side.
Los Wingos
These Birds Just Flew In From The Farm, And Boy Are Their Arms Delicious. Choose Mild, Wild Or Insane. Celery And Choice Of Bleu Cheese Or Ranch Dressing Included
Small (7) $7.75
Large (14) $12.00
Peppery And Juicy.
Small (7) $7.75
Large (14) $12.00
Honey, Garlic And Red Pepper Flakes.
Small (7) $7.75
Large (14) $12.00
Barbecue Sauce Smoked Up With Chipotle Peppers, Honey And Onion.
Small (7) $7.75
Large (14) $12.00
Fresh Cilantro, Olive Oil, Lime And Garlic.
$8.50
Any Of The Above Wings Sauces. Same Intensities, Same Dressings, No Bones.
Quesadillas
* Veggie Possible With Substitutions; Add Guacamole For $1.50. Quesadillas Are Made With Your Choice Of White Or Whole Wheat Tortillas.
$9.00
Your Choice Of Grilled Chicken Breast, Grilled Steak, Sautéed Shrimp, Marinated Tofu Or Garlicky Portabello With Corn. Griddled With Monterey Jack Cheese, Grilled Peppers And Onions.
$9.00
Add Grilled Chicken Breast Or Grilled Steak $1.95
The Kaya Yucatan Black Bean Dip Makes A Special Appearance With Pineapple And Cheese.
$9.00
Merry Mushrooms, Slaphappy Spinach, Pico De Giddy And Chucklin’ Cheese.
$9.75
The Spinach Is Spicy.
$9.75
Marinated Chicken, Grilled Zucchini, Spicy Spinach, Pico De Gallo And Jack Cheese. She’s Mexy And She Knows It.
$10.25
Pork Slow Cooked In Beer, Garlic And Cilantro Rolled Up In A Wheat Tortilla With Roasted Green Chilis And Served With Slaw, Pico De Gallo And Jack Cheese.
On The Side
Sometimes You Have To Take Matters Into Your Own Hands. Like Dad Used To Say, The Only Limitations Are Your Imagination And Your Cash. Have A Little Extra Fun With The Mexessories Below.
$3.50
$2.00
$2.00
$2.00
$3.50
$2.75
$1.50
Desserts
$5.00
Choose Sundae-style: Topped With Whipped Cream And Gooey Hot Fudge, Or Saturday-style: Rolled In Cinnamon-sugar And Drizzled With Honey.
$5.00
Fluffy Fried Doughy Dessert With Your Choice Of Honey Or Hot Fudge. Ordering May Cause Wikipedia Blackout.
$5.00
Large Chocolate Brownie Topped With Vanilla Ice Cream, Drizzled With Hot Fudge, Dusted With Cinnamon.
$3.00
Had Enough Excitement For One Meal? You’ve Earned This. Two Scoops With Hot Fudge Or Strawberry Sauce Too, If You Dare.
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