• Kale Me Crazy

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  • White Veg-options
Fast food
Juice bar

Serves meat, vegan options available. Chain superfood cafe offering a range of vegan choices. Menu is clearly labeled and includes salads, wraps, smoothie bowls, overnight oats, specialty drinks and cold-pressed juices. All smoothies are made with plant-based milk. Offers may vary by location. Open Mon-Fri 7:00am-8:00pm, Sat 9:00am-8:00pm, Sun 9:00am-6:00pm.

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9 Reviews

First Review by Steffilane

Soul2Soul Educare

Points +1070

18 Jun 2020

Below Average Food - Tasteless and Pricey!

I understand that the prices would be slightly higher at this joint, since they tout everything to be organic. But lack of presentation and taste, doesn't make it okay to charge high prices just because it is organic! The food tasted utterly bland, no flavor at all. I ordered a vegan wrap and it was basically raw veggies thrown into a gluten free tortilla with no sauce, no flavor! My husband ordered a wrap and a hummus, they brought so little hummus that it wasn't worth the $11! My son ordered the beet salad - nothing we couldn't have thrown together at home! Plus the presentation of the food was sub-par! The smoothie was okay. Again nothing that you cannot prepare at home. I have eaten at similar healthy places in New Mexico and Washington DC and believe me they got it right! Healthy food, but really tasty and beautiful presentation! The decor was very sparse and didn't feel cozy at all. Plus the service wasn't that great either! I wouldn't go back!



Points +88

20 Oct 2019

Good Food, Great Smoothies

Nice selection on the menus. Had the vegan wrap and grounded smoothie. Very good.


Points +54

18 Mar 2019


whenever i go to a kale my crazy i always get almond butter toast without honey, and a recharge smoothie! super tasty and healthy!!

Pros: healthy , lots of options


Points +102

16 Jan 2019

Not bad

Vegan wrap and hummus are good. Never tried the juices or smoothies. Açaí bowls are overpriced and not as good as the ones I make at home. The poke bowl (minus the fish obviously) looks good but not anything I can’t make at home.

Pros: Good vegan options, Healthy

Cons: Expensive


Points +6

Non Veg
13 Nov 2018


Pleasant customer service. The restroom decor is awesome, and it was CLEAN! I enjoyed my avocado toast, and Iced Matcha tea. I even was offered a sample of the Green Dream smoothie. I’ll be ordering that one next. 😋


Points +129

15 Jan 2018

Not impressed

I briefly went in for a to-go order. I had never been to a KMC location, but I was unimpressed and don’t plan on returning.

I was expecting more vegan/ health conscious options, but I was surprised to find meat on the menu and was a little disappointed to hear the hummus on the vegan wrap had oil in it. I got it anyways on a gluten free tortilla and it was kind of greasy. The veggies were really fresh, though!

I also ordered a juice and I was a little disappointed that it was bottled! Although I did arrive on a Sunday (and it’s the only day they don’t freshly make the juices), it was really pricey. It was $8!!! If I’m going to pay that much for a juice, you’d think it would be the day of and organic. I’m sad that another reviewer wasn’t sure if the ingredients were organic.

Overall, not impressed. Just go into a Publix and get Arden’s Garden.


Points +3168

07 Jul 2017


I've been to a few Kale Me Crazy stores and I'm really just not impressed. They don't use organic produce, which worries me. The acai bowl was over $10 with tax and wasn't as good as the ones I make at home. They have a few vegan options if you heavily edit- the granola is not vegan and they put honey on the acai bowls, so getting rid of those toppings makes you get a boring bare acai bowl with no substitutions offered. They have juices etc and a vegan wrap, but there's a lot of mom and pop juiceries in the area that have much better (and organic) options. I probably won't come back here.


Points +123

16 Jan 2017

Great Vegan Options

Fresh pressed juices made on site, delicious smoothies, salads, vegan wrap and that awesome made to order acai bowl! The acai bowl is a delicious work of art and each one is made to order! Fresh soups, I had the sweet potato when I went, but they rotate them so a different one may be available when you go. Outstanding customer service, they take great care of the customer!

Pros: Acai Bowl (hold the honey), fresh smoothies and juices, salads

Cons: Remember to ask them to hold the cheese, they do sell non vegan food


Points +69

16 Jan 2017

great vegan wrap!

Acai bowls (Hold the honey) I am in love with their "beet up" and paradise juices. Great for a quick eat and run. Outdoor seating for doggies

Pros: great food & drinks , indoor/outdoor, fresh everything and it tastes it

Cons: staff still at times need reminders : what is vega, as long as you are careful with your order you wil

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