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• ** THE BEST... Fishless sandwiches!! **

People ask me all the time... don't you miss eating meat? That's easy. NO! I never liked eating cows, pigs, lambs, ever. Don't miss dairy either, not even cheese. (Listen to Colleen Patrick-Goudreau’s podcasts about dairy.) However, I grew up on the east coast, and did love me some seafood. I chowed down way more than my share of shellfish, baked fish, fish chowder and fish sandwiches. That was long ago. Enter Earth Burger serving THE TASTIEST FISHLESS SANDWICH ON THE PLANET!! (Well, at least here in SATX.) I had to back away, as I was wanting to eat there much too often! Once in a while when I get a real hankering, I treat myself. And it never fails to satisfy! Earth Burger serves the freshest (and healthiest!) root beer, ginger ale and I forget what other wonderful thirst quenchers. I could drink a quart of any of them along with my fishless sandwiches. Every day. Easily. Not a good idea, either. I just could. And then there's dessert. Yummy coconut ice cream – Root beer floats w/coconut 'scream?! - Brownie w/that coconut 'scream. (Good thing there are no calories in this food. Good thing I don't live close-by.) If you love fast food, Earth Burger is waaay better than any carnivorous burger joint. And no one gets hurt. Treat yourself! Kickstarter's Green Gift to Fast Food, right here in SATX!! I'd bring my carnivorous family anytime and bet they'd love it, too. Updated from previous review on 2016-12-23