Mmmmm yes, junk food before, during, after a show or just because you're in the hood. It's natural and pretty homemade feeling, so with that said, other than the baked goods, be patient. They have sandwiches, a few entrees and some fried appetizers like onion rings, fries and zucchini. There are nachos and sliders. Fake meat and fake cheese are here, too. Looking for dessert that's vegan- they are here, but not very tasty.
Cash only- hit up a nearby ATM first, but nothing here breaks the bank. Drinks in the cafe can be alcohol or non.
Expect to feel unhealthy after eating here, but you will have felt like you paid prices from a decade earlier. The fried zucchini was the best fried zucchini in DC because it used fresh zucchini and a thin batter rather than heavy coating. I liked the ginger soy dipping sauce, confirming their intention to have more of a tempura style to these zucchini slices.
The lasagna was alright, but tasted exactly like something a home cook could make. Nothing fancy, but good. Comes with bread- as though that's necessary.... The dessert is not really worth it. Order some vegan nachos instead. Sliders are cute. Dogs and seitan and tofu for the protein inclined.
Cons: Cash only, Slow service, Unhealthy