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If vegetarians eat vegetables,
"Oh dear I love you.
What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
"Be careful if you are eating hummus,
"The standard diet of a meat-eater is blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions,hen periods
and bee vomit. And once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat-eaters use the hollowed-out rectum
of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing. And people think vegans are weird because we eat tofu?
What do vegan zombies say?
Why did the tomato blush?
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
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Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?
- courtesy of VegNews Magazine
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More Veggie Quotes & Riddles!
What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
Why do people kill animals?
The goose talks to the priest:
Avec toutes les saloperies qu'on met dans la viande, hormones de croissance, antibiotiques etc on va tous y rester, il n'y a que les vegetariens qui vont s'en sortir, alors un conseil, si vous voulez manger de la bonne viande, mangez des vegetariens!
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
What's on a honeymoon salad?
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Mrs. Smith had cooked a halfway decent meal one night, and the old Smith had been goin' at it with gusto. He was about halfway finished his meal when he took a good long look at the potato. He looked over at Mrs. Smith and said, "This potato is bad." Mrs. Smith picked it up, smacked it, and put it back on his plate... then said, "If that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."
"McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals.
"I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me."
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
What does a cow eat for breakfast?
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